Latest Jokes

(Wife) Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”.

(Husband) That sounds like me I always have ideas!

(Wife) Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, “Hey guys watch this!”

"Dad what do you call a lady president?"

"Well son, you call a lady president 'Madam President'."

"If that's what I call a lady president, what would I call a queen?"

"You already know that one son, you call her mom."

New research found that pigeons can actually be taught to read and write.

Once the researchers finished teaching the pigeon, the first thing it wrote was, “Get a life, man.”

Kanye West recently gave his wife, Kim Kardashian, a massive second diamond engagement ring.

Kim said, “Wow, thank you so much.”

While every married guy in America said, “Yeah, thanks A LOT Kanye!”