Latest Jokes

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"

What do you call it when Superman skips church?

A Christian Bale.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!