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Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
Why do we have elections in November?
Could it be that is the best month to select turkeys?
I ask my 85 year old grandpa to what he attributes his long life.
His answer... BREATHING!
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
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