Latest Jokes

What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?

Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!

What's the difference between kids and grandkids?

If I play Ghost Riders with my guitar but sing the lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song, my grand kids would love it!

My kids, however, would want to take away my driver's licence!

So what comes next, after the man bun?

Why the 'He-hive' of course!

A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn't pass the school's entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean and asked if the recruit could take the test orally. The dean agreed, and the following day the recruit and the coach were seated in his office.

"Okay," the dean said. "What is seven times seven?"

The recruit mulled it over for a moment, then said, "I think it's 49."

Suddenly the coach leapt to his feet. "Please, Dean," he begged, "give him another chance!"