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What do you get when you cross a former vice president with a slasher film?
A: An Al Gore-fest!
What do you get when you cross a former "90210" actress with a national youth contest?
A: A Tori Spelling-Bee!
What do you get when you cross a presidential candidate with a wind instrument?
A: A Donald Trump-pet!
"Daddy, did you know that girls are smarter than boys?"
"No, I didn’t know that."
"There you go."
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells, “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!”
The boy sighed in relief, “Oh good, I'm relieved that it wasn’t new.”
(Husband) Hey Peaches!
(Wife) Yes chubby cheeks!
(Husband) Please don't call me chubby cheeks!
(Wife) OK, please don't call me peaches!
(Husband) Fine if you promise not to call me chubby cheeks! I'm putting the move on here, are you about ready plum cakes?
(Wife) I'LL BE RIGHT THERE LOBSTER CLAWS!!!
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