Latest Jokes

"Why are you home? I thought you were going to the school dance after school?"

"I did attend but I don't know how to dance. Mr. Greeley, my math teacher gave me some advice. He said it’s easy to dance just put one foot in front of the other. So I did... and next I know I wound up here!"

I really liked my new tattoo! It's written in Japanese kanji and reads, “Dragon Warrior”.

After going to my favorite Chinese restaurant I noticed the server looking at my tattoo. I said it means dragon warrior in Japanese.

She replied, "Oh no, it means 'chop suey' in Chinese."

New Restroom signs:

Men to the LEFT!

Ladies to the RIGHT! (Easier to remember since they are always RIGHT!)

A man went on a dating website, hoping to find a wife. In his profile description he wrote, "Looking for a woman that is smart, pretty, funny, a good cook, organized at home, and has a BASS BOAT!"

He then paused, gave it some more thought, and added, "To be considered, please include picture of the boat."