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Favorite this joke A woman was telling her boyfriend that she always dreamed that she would walk down the aisle with him.
So the very next day he took her to the supermarket.
Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, the foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game he threw his bag into the water and stormed off to the parking lot.
As they approached the green they noticed the man returning to the pond, removing his shoes and fishing for his bag. "Wow," one of the men said, "it seems he has recognized the error of his ways."
At that moment the errant golfer found his bag, zipped open the pocket, found his car keys, and then threw the bag back into the water.
Q: How can you tell if your neighbor's cat is a criminal?
A: Your dog is missing and there is a ransom note demanding tuna.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
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