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The Ideal Job
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked the teacher.

Little Johnny raised his hand as says, “A congressman.”

The teacher asked why and Little Johnny replied, "Because they spend most of their time at recess."

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Positive Thinking
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Doctor: Your Liver is enlarged.

Patient: Does that mean it has space for more whisky?

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It's About My Height
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Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."

Doctor: "How come?"

Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."

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The Disagreeable Client
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Client: "No one ever agrees with me!"

Psychiatrist: "You don’t seem like the disagreeable type!"

Client (raising one eyebrow): “I digress.”

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