Wouldn't the world be a better place if some people used a GLUE STICK instead of LIP GLOSS?
I hate it when I'm singing a song and THE ARTIST gets the words wrong.
Sign on a rural fence...
Is there life after DEATH?
TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT!
Joe says, "How are the golf lessons going Mike?"
"Great, I learned I am standing too close to the ball....after I hit it."