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Favorite this joke What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hoodini!
Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.
"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I’ve bought cars for $500!"
"That’s why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don’t have to drive $500 cars."
Some deer were talking with each other in the woods.
"There goes Barney the buck, out on his sales route."
"They say he's their top selling salesdeer, selling cosmetics to the ladies."
"I wonder what makes him so successful?"
"It's simple. He goes doe to doe!"
Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son?
Son: My PC says it can't see my printer.
Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is.
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