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Favorite this joke When Mary was pregnant, her five year old, Billy, was utterly amazed and a little bit disbelieving that his sister was growing in his mom's tummy. So one day when the baby was especially active, she asked Billy to place his tiny hands on her tummy to feel the baby kick.
But when he did, the baby was suddenly still. "Oh, Billy, she must have decided to take a nap," shrugged his mother.
"A nap?" Billy marveled. "You mean there's a bed in there too?”
You know a mother once told her ambitious wall street son, "Money will not make you happy."
"That's true mom, but it will make you miserable in a better environment."
An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.
"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you use your head?"
"I used my head because I need my hands for work," said the surgeon, grinning proudly.
The six year old asked his grandpa how old he was. Grandpa decided to have some fun and replied, "I really don't know."
The boy said, "Why don't your look in your underwear?"
"Why would I do that?" he replied in wonder.
"Well mine says 4 to 6 and I am six years old."
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