Latest Jokes

Al: What kind of woman did you marry?

Sam: She's an angel, that's what she is.

Al: Boy, you sure are lucky. Mine's still living.

Once, in a bar, one guy leaned over and said to the guy sitting next to him, "I slept with your mom last night."

The whole bar turned to see what would happen next. After a while, the guy laughs and says, "Let's go home, Dad, you are drunk."

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."

A policeman is passing through a supermarket parking lot when he sees a car turn into a 'Handicap Parking' space with no sticker.

He pulls over as the gentlemen is getting out of his parked car.

"Ahem," He clears his throat to the man, "Sir, this is a HANDICAP spot, you know."

The man looks at him quizzically, then back to the space, then back to the officer. "Ok," he answers.

The police officer crosses his arms. "Well, what's you're handicap bub?"

He pauses to think for a minute. "Well, I can't read sir, does that count?"