Your HR department just sent an email for your open-enrollment period for health-care. There is a new option that's more expensive, but has been getting great response:
For longer term illnesses and PTSD, your plan will pay all expenses to fly to, and stay in, the Caribbean Islands, with a high deductible your kids will be paying for in 40 years.
It's called, "BAHAMA-CARE!"
What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?
A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!
Which member of the surgical team falls asleep during an operation?
The Anaesthetist of course.
Teeth said to Tongue: "If I press down on you just a little, you will get cut."
Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out."