I applied for a position as a magicians assistant, laying on the table as he cuts me in half with a giant saw.
I figured it's a job I could really get in-two.
After a year of target practicing, I've got my shooting problems narrowed down to only two problems...
Elevation and Windage.
I phoned a local restaurant to ask if it was on the north or south side of the Main Street.
The person on the other end answered, “That depends on which direction you’re coming from.”
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.