My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”
In the state of Texas, it was determined that 80% of all visits to the emergency room started with someone uttering the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.
Took my 72 year old father to have his eyes checked. That's when we realized his eyes were just fine.
He was ask to read the characters on the bottom line. His reply: M-A-D-E- I-N- C-H-I-N-A