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If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?

My wife and seven year old daughter invited their friends to have a tea party but you had to wear a sun dress and a floppy sun hat if you chose to attend. They had a blast laughing and enjoying themselves for over an hour.

I got to thinking what would be the man equivalent to such a party, so I decided to have a bacon party and the requirement was to wear camouflage.

I tried Flintstones vitamins once...

I didn't feel any better, but I could stop the car with my feet!