Latest Jokes

Two horse enthusiasts were having a conversation.

"I found a veterinarian that specializes in racehorses. Their legs and joints can get very tender and fragile as they get old. My 'ol Betsy is starting to have problems trotting."

"What's so great about this place?"

"They're professional, experienced, and they have extremely fast service."

"So what's this place called?"

"Po-Knee Express!"

Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers...

- He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
- SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
- Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
- Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
- Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
- The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
- He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
- It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
- The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
- He can’t stick his head out of Windows.

Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence from?”

His father replied, “It must be from your mother... because I still have mine.”

Al: When was your son born?

Sam: In March, he came the first of the month.

Al: Is that why you named him "Bill"?