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Favorite this joke A first-grader came to the ophthalmology office where I work to have his vision checked. He sat down and I turned off the lights.
Then I switched on a projector that flashed the letters F, Z and B on a screen. I asked the boy what he saw.
Without hesitation he replied, "Consonants."
How come the lifeguard couldn't save the hippie?
He was just too far out man.
Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus were reviewing letters from children when Santa said, "I just don't know if I can grant this wish. It is impossible."
"What are they asking for?" she inquired.
"Alligator shoes," he said.
"We have all kinds of alligator shoes, what is the problem?"
"They did not give me the shoe size of the alligator."
After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 20 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa's knee. "I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas," she said, "and it is for my momma."
Santa replied, "I usually only answer little children, but since it is for your momma go ahead and ask me what she would like for Christmas."
"She would really, really love a handsome son-in-law."
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