Latest Jokes

I learned from being around my family that duct tape can't fix stupid.

But it sure can muffle the sound!

Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?

Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.

What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt?

An aerobics class.

What did the two businessmen say to each other as they closed a deal during an earthquake?

"Let's shake on it!"