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Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go to a hospital.

After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her, "Do you know what caused the fall?"

"No," the woman nervously replied. "What?"

What are the facilities called where huskies are trained to start their sleds moving and to speed them up in the Iditarod sled competition?

Mush Rooms.

A little girl waited patiently as child after child sat on Santa's knee when finally her turn came.

"And what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asked.

Shocked, she stood up and looked him in the eye and said, "Didn't you get my text?"

A pastor asked his Bible class, "Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?"

A student replied, "Because his mother was there."