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Favorite this joke TOP TEN GIFTS YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
10. A car wash kit
9. A table saw
8. Two all-day passes to Best Buy's Home Theatre Installation Seminar
7. A case of oil
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
5. Custom engraved bowling ball
4. New outboard motor for fishing boat
3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
2. New satellite dish with sports package
1. Three-year membership to Weight Watchers Clinic
What did the snowman say when he felt he was misunderstood?
Did you get my drift?
A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, "Where did you leave the tractor?"
The wife replies, "In the Mill field."
But there's no way into the Mill field!"
"There is now."
Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal... you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party.
WE NEED TO TALK!
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