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Favorite this joke An exceptional pilot uses his exceptional knowledge to avoid needing his exceptional skill.
As a buddy and I were walking down the street near the middle of town we decided to turn down a side street we've never traveled on before. Walking past what appeared to be a retail establishment, all we heard was swearing and cursing coming from within.
And then, following that, we saw two very well dressed gentlemen walking out while continuing their obscenities as they left the store.
"What in the world is going on here?" I asked my friend.
"I think I read about this place," he replied. "We just walked past the Men's Swearhouse!"
While editing announcements for a newspaper, I came across an item promoting a camp for children with asthma.
Aside from all the wonderful activities the kids could enjoy, such as canoeing, swimming, crafts and more, it promised that its lakefront property offered something the kids probably did not expect... breathtaking views!
Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn’t surprised when one of my daughter’s friends showed me a delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don’t tell my parents," she begged.
"I won’t," I promised. "You're 18 now, so I guess it's your choice. By the way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty," she said.
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