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My favorite way to de-clutter my space is to hold every item I own. If it does not bring me any joy, I toss it out.

So far I have thrown out all my vegetables, my electrical bill, a scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...

All I need now is money!

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
2 votes

A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "ERS" |
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Q: What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

A: "Supplies!"

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posted by "ERS" |