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Now that all of the coal mines are closed, all of those lumps of coal Santa left me are now worth a fortune!

I think I can corner the market with my supply alone... Thanks Santa!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet...

I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

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posted by "Mounika" |
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How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty! One to change it and nineteen to stand on each other's shoulders.

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?

That's why they are called CELL PHONES

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |