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I do not trip over things...

I just perform random gravity checks!

Last year i was approved to join a location procrastination club...

We have not met yet.

The candidate was interviewing for a job at a phone answer center and was asked to make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.

After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, the reply was, "When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW!"

She got the job.