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I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...

Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...

My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".

I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.

I replied with, "No."

He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.

If God had wanted me to touch my toes...

He would have put them on my knees!