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I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a Saturday night, I was finishing up the dinner shift at one restaurant and hurrying to report to work at the second place, but I was delayed because one table kept sending back an order of hash browns, insisting they were cold. I replaced them several times, but still the customers were dissatisfied.

When I was able to leave, I raced out the door and arrived at my second job. A server immediately handed me my first order.

"Make sure these hash browns are hot," she said, "because these people just left a restaurant down the street that kept serving them cold ones."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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An armed robber broke into a house and found a couple sitting at their dining room table. Pointing the gun, he said, "Let me know the names of my victims before I kill them".

Wife: My name is Eunice

Robber: Oh. My mother's name is Eunice. I can't kill you. (Pointing the guy to the man) And you ?

Husband: I'm Joseph, but all my friends call me Eunice.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "denastty" |
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A perfectionist walks into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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When you look in the mirror, it reflects...

Don't you ever wonder when it 'flected' the first time?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |