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Claude, the invisible man, was low on funds and started job prospecting. His employment agency called him into their office with a job opportunity.

"I think this would be a great job for you," said the counselor. "A mirror salesman."

"I don't know," Claude replied. "I just can't see myself doing that."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...

I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Just do it!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "GDL" |
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A successful businessman wanted to send his elderly mother a very special gift for her birthday, a rare South American endangered bird valued at $5,000.

When he called his mother to see how she liked the surprise gift he was shocked when she said, "It was quite small, but tasted very good."

He asked her, after her shocking reply, "Mom, that was a $5000 bird that can speak five languages and you ate him?"

"Well, if he could speak five languages he should have spoken up."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |