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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

"Mom, you said the baby had your eyes and Daddy's nose, didn't you?"

"Yes, darling."

"Well, you'd better keep an eye on him... he's got grandpa's teeth now.

"But why can't I talk inside the library?" Al asked his mother.

"Because you have to be quiet. Noise is a distraction. The people around you can't read."

"They can't read? Then why are they in the library?"

Who were the famous triplets of the New Testament?

First, Second, and Third John.