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A Grandmother asked her teenage grandson to lightly water the plants outside in the backyard, but to not wet the grass because the younger grandchildren wanted to go out to play in the yard. She didn't want the yard to be muddy for them to walk through. The teenage grandson happily said he understood and went outside to begin watering the plants.

A few moments later the Grandmother looked out the window and was surprised to see her teenage grandson using the water hose to spray water all over the grass in the yard. She ran outside to ask him why he was soaking the grass in water, causing the entire yard to turn muddy.

He replied, "To rinse the morning dew off the grass so it won't be wet when the kids come out to play."

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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Back in the day the police didn’t need to speak to us "in handcuffs”...

Mainly because our parents spoke a strange universal a language called "consequences".

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posted by "Marty" |
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Moe asked old Joe, "Joe, have your ever wondered about the hereafter?"

"Yes, I have wondered about the hereafter. Every time I go into my kitchen, I wonder what I'm here after?"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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A Sunday school teacher wanted to stimulate her first grade class as the lesson started by asking them, "Do you want to go to heaven today?" All but one of the ten children raised their hands enthusiastically. Everyone but Susie.

"Susie, don't you want to go to heaven?" she asked.

"Yes, I do." Susie replied

"Well, why did you not raise your hand when I asked if you want to go to heaven?"

"I really want to go to heaven, but not with these guys," she replied.

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |