Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls...
John: "What happened this time?"
Jill: "My brakes went out. Can you come get me?"
John: "Where are you?"
Jill: "I'm in the drugstore."
John: "And where's the car?"
Jill: "It's in here with me."
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