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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...

But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Charlie Franks" |
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Just think...

If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays.

So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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posted by "merk" |
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A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |