The ironing board...
The ironing board is a surf board which gave up on its dreams and went to work.
I love being married...
It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
An American bought the fastest car ever created.
He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"
The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"