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Favorite this joke When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too.
Upon arrival at the Sears parts counter, he said he needed a belt, knob, hinge, and a crescent-shaped wire he'd found inside the dryer. He didn't know where it belonged, but he confidently assured the clerk that he could figure it out once he got into the job.
"I have the other parts," the clerk said, "but for the wire you have to go to Lingerie. This is an underwire from your wife's bra."
What's the difference between an elephant and spaghetti?
Elephants don't slip off the end of your fork.
A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"
The German man says, "Berlin."
The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"
The German man says, "No, just visiting."
Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
Must be all the indoor-fins.
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