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Favorite this joke A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
"You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!"
The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
My wife asked me to remind her to get ice cream for a pie we had on the way home.
I immediately bellowed, "REMEMBERRRRRR THEEE AALLAMOOODE!!!"
Robin: “The Batmobile isn’t starting!”
Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
I stayed an a little country cottage during my spring vacation; my landlady kept animals.
On the first day, one of her chickens died, so we had roast chicken for dinner.
On the second day, one of her pigs died, so we had honey baked ham for dinner.
On the third day, one of her sheep died, so we had lamb chops for dinner.
On the fourth day, her husband died, so I left before dinner.
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