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Bobby: What is the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement?

Ray: I give up, what's the difference?

Bobby: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.

Ray: What about the bag of cement?

Bobby: I just threw that in to make it hard.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
3 votes

Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court.

Accused: Hahahaha

Judge: I wasn't talking to you!

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posted by "Agbishera" |
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Because an increasing number of people are having heart attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators.

They are computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock needed to revive a heart attack victim.

At the cheaper casinos, they just drag you across the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob.

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posted by "merk" |
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A truck loaded with Vick’s VapoRub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "wadejagz" |