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Why are cats so bad at video games?

Because they can only press paws.

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What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?

"Can I get an ALMOND?!"

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When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...

Mistaken for patience!

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I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”

She then got drunk.

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