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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords...

So I had to ground him...

He's doing better currently...

And conducting himself properly.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning...

Now I feel like a good boy.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?

A fizz-ician!

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posted by "John Kershman" |
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A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12.

When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |