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I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...

They said, “First class rear..."

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.

I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"

My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal."

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What do you call the ritual of giving honorary college degrees to celebrities?

Artificial Intelligence.

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If you are experiencing joint pain, you are probably holding the lit end.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |