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Happiness is walking through the green grass barefoot....

Misery is walking through the green grass barefoot and then discovering it's a cow pasture.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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What do you get when you cross a Gorilla with a Rhino?

I don't exactly know either but would imagine you get an animal that often hear's the words, "Whatever you say, I'm golden with it!"

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I'm a multi-tasker...

I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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At the weekly senior lunch, it came time for diners to share positive family stories. Grandpa was hard pressed and had to reach for a good one.

As he cleared his throat he said, "My grandson, in his first three little league games of the season, he has three no-hit games!"

"Wow!" Came of voice from the back. "Sounds like he's gonna be a great pitcher!"

After a pause, Grandpa stuttered, "Well, I meant as a batter..."

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posted by "OscarElPaso" |