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Principal: "Johnny, no running in school. Now, just why are you in such a hurry?"

Little Johnny (out of breath): "Sir, I'm trying to keep two fellows from fighting!"

Principal: "Who are those fellows?"

Little Johnny: "Billy Jones and myself!"

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
8 votes

Looking at a home in a new neighborhood the prospective buyer ask the man next door: "Besides yourself, how many knaves do you suppose live on this street?"

"Besides myself?" replied the other. "Do you mean to insult me?"

"Well then," said the first. "How many do you reckon including yourself?"

8 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
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An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor."

The actor said, "Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won't you at least come and see the play?"

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the actor, "You were right. I did change my mind. Go ahead and marry my daughter. You're no actor."

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posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Son: Dad, why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach?

Dad: Because they won’t keep their trunks up!

5 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Marg K" |