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Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."

Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"

Young Maiden: "My mother and father."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |
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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Chloe2015" |
8 votes

Cop: So, I’m writing you a ticket for driving alone in the carpool lane.

Criminal: You’re going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk!

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger rock, but they still hear nothing.

So they go looking for something larger, and they find a railroad tie, haul it over to the hole, and heave it in. It also disappears without a sound.

Suddenly a goat comes running up at about sixty miles an hour and dives headfirst into the hole. And there's still no sound. Nothing.

Suddenly a farmer appears from the woods and says, "HEY! You fellas seen my goat around here?"

And they say, "Well, there was a goat just ran by here real fast and dove into this hole here."

"Naw," says the farmer, "that couldn't be my goat. My goat was tied up to a railroad tie."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |