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Tesla Founder
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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.

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A Herd of Sheep
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What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?

A lambslide.

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My Manatee
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“I have a pet manatee.”

“What’s his name?”

“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”

“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”

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Eminem’s Bar
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A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.

He says,"Give me 2 shots..."

The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get one shot."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |