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The other day I got carded at the liquor store. While I was taking out my ID, my old Blockbuster card fell out.

The clerk shook his head and said, “Never mind,” and rang me up.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Dude 1: Hey, bro?

Dude 2: Yeah, bro?

Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Bro-chure...

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A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her Guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another.

When he offered assistance, the woman replied, "No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I'm supposed to go to a lecture right now -- but I want to miss it."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "HENNE" |
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Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away.

Bud: Why did the shark do that?

Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |