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Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.

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posted by "darryl Whetung" |
$9.00 won 10 votes

"And you say you were in the town where I was born?" she murmured softly.

"Yes," he replied.

"And you thought of me, Bob?" she cooed.

"I did," replied Bob. "I said to myself, 'Why, isn't this where what's-her-name born?'"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |
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The lawyer was defending a man accused of housebreaking, and said to the court:
"Your Honor, I submit that my client did not break into the house at all. He found the parlor window open and merely inserted his right arm and removed a few trifling articles. Now my clients arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish an individual committed by one of his limbs."

The Judge considered this argument for several minutes then declared: "That argument is very well put. Following it logically, I sentence the defendant's arm to one years imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.

The defendant smiled, stood up and his lawyer helped him unscrew his clients cork arm, and, leaving it with the Judge and walked out.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |