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An Insultant.
A preacher was known for long and boring sermons.
He preached for about one hour when he stopped to scold the congregation.
He said, "I know you think my sermons are long, but I've got something important to tell you. I don't mind you looking at your watches while I'm preaching, but I want you to know that I resent you shaking them to see if they're still running."
Inscribed in stone over the great front doors of an old church being restored was: “This is the Gate of Heaven.”
Just below it someone had placed a small cardboard sign which read: “Use Other Entrance.”
Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.
My bad dude, my bad...
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