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Why did the two cameras decide to get together for a date?

If they clicked, they wanted to see what would develop!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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I told my girlfriend, "The last thing I want to do is break up with you... I have about five things on my list before I get there."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A Lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?”

“Really?” he says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”

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posted by "ERS" |
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A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge showed the marooned sailor a few news headlines and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still wish to be rescued."

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posted by "HENNE" |