Latest Jokes

One morning a call came in to the school office.

"Hello, please mark William absent today. He's sick," said the caller.

"Okay," said the receptionist. "May I ask who is speaking?"

"My uncle," said William.

Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.

Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"

Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."