I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.
I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
"You are late for golf again Dave."
"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."
"Okay, but why are you so late?"
"I had to toss it 15 times!"
When butterflies fall in love...
Do they feel humans in their stomachs?