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A woman in my office recently divorced after years of marriage, had signed up for a refresher CPR course.

"Is it hard to learn?" someone asked.

"Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked to breathe life into a dummy. I don't expect to have any problem. I did that for 12 years."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

Upon receiving her manuscript with a rejection letter back from a major publishing company, the author sent a letter to the editor.

"Sir," she began, "you sent back a story of mine. I know that you did not read the story, for as a test I pasted together pages 18,19,20 and 21. My story came back with these pages still stuck together. I know you are a fraud and turned down the manuscript without reading them."

The editor replied: "Madam, at breakfast when I open an egg I don't have to eat the whole egg to discover it is bad."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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Agent (to writer): I’ve got some good news and some bad news.

Writer: First tell me the good news.

Agent: Paramount Pictures just loved your script, absolutely ate it up.

Writer: That’s fantastic! And the bad news?

Agent: Paramount Pictures is the name of my dog.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

“Want another?” asked the bartender.

“I think not,” Descartes replied. Then he disappeared.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |