My 7 year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but... look at the phones that kids your age are making in China!"
Which letter is silent in "scent"...
Is it the 'C' or the 'S'?
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...
I can’t wait to rub it in!
I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.
I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex.