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My 7 year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but... look at the phones that kids your age are making in China!"

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posted by "Steve Vegas Aka Steve" |
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Which letter is silent in "scent"...

Is it the 'C' or the 'S'?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...

I can’t wait to rub it in!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1 votes

I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.

I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |