Dentist: "This will hurt a little."
Patient: "Okay."
Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."
Health inspector: "I'm afraid you have too many roaches in here."
Restaurant owner: "How many am I allowed?"
I only went to the pub for 'Naked Happy Hour'...
But I stayed until clothing time.
Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million Sicilian people.
That's the biggest number I've ever heard.