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Milly and Molly are waiting at the railroad station, watching a train come in.

"Here she comes!" Milly exclaims.

Molly then replies, "Actually, you mean 'Here he comes.' It's a mail train."

Traffic cop: "Your license, please."

Motorist: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I forgot."

Traffic cop: "You forgot and left it at home?"

Motorist: "No, forgot to get one."

As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Today is going to be a great day! Can't you feel it?"

I did.

I went home.