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Favorite this joke When buying an old second-hand car always insist on getting one with a heated rear window.
That way, in winter you can warm your hands while you're pushing it.
So, let me get this straight...
You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
The wealthy socialite Mrs. Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception.
“Nora,” she said to her veteran servant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.”
Nora’s face lit up. “Thank you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”
Nine months isn't really that long of a wait...
It only feels like a maternity!
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