Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples?
Turns out he was in cider trading.
Principal: "Billy, is it true that you called the teacher a big meanie?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "Yes I did."
Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"
Billy: "No, but I'll remember that for next time!"
If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet...
And a Llama with two L's is an adorable beast of burden...
What's a three L Lama?
A big fire in Boston.
Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.
Ned said, "That must be Adam's."