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Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.

“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?"

“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.”

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posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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Some geological engineers from the U.S.G.S. recently surveyed some property in New England and found that in a certain area, the New Hampshire and Maine border must be changed. They stopped to inform a farmer that he was no longer in Maine, but now in New Hampshire.

After a long pause, he grunted and said, "That's good. I couldn't take another one of these Maine winters."

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posted by "merk" |
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Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples?

Turns out he was in cider trading.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Principal: "Billy, is it true that you called the teacher a big meanie?"

Billy: "Yes I did."

Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"

Billy: "Yes I did."

Principal: "And did you call her a wicked old witch?"

Billy: "No, but I'll remember that for next time!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |