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Favorite this joke Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.
"Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy."
"Then you haven't seen this one," Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.
How come fish are so skinny?
Cause they only eat fish
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
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