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History and statistics show that lightning strikes men five times more often than women...

But I think they got the wrong count for how many times women strike men.

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posted by "Bill McMillan" |
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A policeman is praying at a church when a priest comes to him.

Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’

Policeman: “I'm sorry Father, but you'll have to ask the detective in charge of this Abel's murder case.”

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posted by "Psalmlocoh" |
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If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.

Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.

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posted by "merk" |
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two - one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |